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Ministry Recreational Services / MRS-02

HOLD THE EXIT.

Red bots. Unauthorized orders.
Your tokens. Our decision.

MARKET INTEGRITY100%
UNIT ARMOR100 / 100
STAGE 1 / 8Opening Orders
SCORE0
HOLD STREAK0 ×1.00

Automated exit activity detected

HOLD THE EXIT.

Patrol the arena. Interrupt SELL orders at the central EXIT.

Mouse to face and aim. W / ↑ thrusts forward, S / ↓ reverses. A / ← and D / → strafe relative to your ship. Hold left click to fire.

Eight stages. One exit. ~7–10 minutes.
HOLD interrupts. Q recalls you toward center. E freezes orders globally. Watch sector warnings; you cannot see the whole arena.

LOCAL BEST 0 · 0 VICTORIES / 0 RUNS · STREAK 0 · STAGE 0

W/S: forward/reverse thrust. A/D: ship-relative strafe. Release early or counter-thrust to brake. Q recalls toward EXIT. · Directive: no sells this stage (+350). Pauses when you leave the tab.

Field guide & local records

Stop every red robot you can. Orders channel a SELL at EXIT before damaging Market Integrity. Destroy them or use HOLD / Circuit to interrupt. Gold pickups grant market repair (+), Armor (A), firing speed (») or Circuit charge (E). Patrol toward coarse pressure arrows. Flank purple shields. Your cannon assistance only targets visible orders.

Paper Hands rush; Arbitrage bots change vector; Signals speed nearby orders. Suppression bots fire along a warned aim line. Splitters divide near center or at half health. Whales release escorts, brace and accelerate as they break down.

Armor loss disables your unit for 3.4 seconds while orders keep moving. You redeploy near EXIT. Recall travels through the arena and can be stopped by a Ledger Block. Ledger Blocks show their path before entering; they block shots, damage your craft and crush smaller orders. HOLD an order in their path to use the hazard.

Every clear grants a choice of three upgrades. No-leak waves grant a score bonus and 4 integrity. Optional directives reward a perfect wave, 70% integrity or a streak of 15.

Arena records stay in this browser. Previous lane-era records are preserved separately. No accounts, gameplay uploads or real trading. Best stage: 0/8. Best streak: 0. High score: 0.